As bedtime approaches,
you're ready to stretch out and unwind.
Yet, your cats have other plans.
They've taken over the bed—with tactical precision—
leaving you a part of the mattress barely wide enough to accommodate a slumbering squirrel.
These fluff overladies don't seem to understand
that you lack their feline flexibility.
Yet, you can't help but cherish it all.
You know their time with you isn't endless.
Thus begins a night of unintentional yoga.
You twist and contort, through a series of sleep gymnastics,
staying half-awake,
doing your utmost not to disturb the purring occupants.
By the time morning rolls around,
you've barely managed to claim a pillow corner.
And what happens next?
Well, that's a story for another time.